Although it is not possible to create a perfect article, and anyone who says so is lying. We can achieve perfection by writing articles which are better every time. In this article, yes, this is also a article telling you how to write better articles. Ah, this is gonna be a fun time.
First of all, we take keywords, which are basic ideas we wanna talk about in the article. In general, we decide the title of the article as per the keywords, even though many do using the entire post, but, that introduces more confusion. The keyword for this article is “writing article” and hence, the title “How to write a perfect article?” Then we decide the sections, usually by brainstorming(if you wanna do the manual way) or by checking Google’s suggestions on “People also ask” or “People also search for” section depending upon what you are searching.
And then the content, content is written using three major factors,
- Keyword chosen, and some extra keywords if you like, which helps sometime
- Writing style, usually, there are eleven writing styles(but, may change with time or with the topic of the article);
- Informative
- Descriptive
- Creative
- Narrative
- Persuasive
- Reflective
- Arguementative (or Argumentative in American English)
- Analytical
- Evaluative
- Journalistic
- Writing tone, usually, there are seventeen writing tones;
- Neutral
- Formal
- Assertive
- Cheerful
- Humorous
- Informal
- Inspirational
- Professional
- Confluent
- Emotional
- Persuasive
- Supportive
- Sarcastic
- Condescending
- Skeptical
- Narrative
- Journalistic
Every writer has its own preferences in the tone of the article, and the style of it. I personally prefer a Narrative style with humorous or sarcastic style as in these article written by me;
- AI: Paging Dr. Algorithm?
- Sun’s Out, Fun’s Out: Renewables Take Charge
- Green City Living: Tiny Footprint, Big Impact
But for this post I am gonna focus on all of them. I cannot teach you how to write an article without showing articles.
Before any criticism, my language is mid-way between American and British English, largely due to the fact, I have stayed in Westminster for like 16 years, and am currently residing in Austin.
Learning how to write articles
Let’s learn with some actual examples. For keywords, let’s use the help of our friend InsightsAI(if you don’t know where he is, there he is:
Let’s ask him for keywords, and tabulate them:
| Keyword | Estimated Search Volume | Estimated Keyword Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| Artificial Intelligence | 200,000 | 75 |
| Climate Change | 150,000 | 80 |
| Electric Cars | 100,000 | 65 |
| Quantum Computing | 50,000 | 70 |
| Renewable Energy | 80,000 | 60 |
| Blockchain | 90,000 | 72 |
| Digital Marketing | 120,000 | 55 |
| Cybersecurity | 110,000 | 68 |
| Data Science | 130,000 | 77 |
| Machine Learning | 140,000 | 75 |
| Smart Home Devices | 60,000 | 50 |
| E-commerce | 200,000 | 66 |
| Virtual Reality | 70,000 | 63 |
| Augmented Reality | 65,000 | 62 |
| 3D Printing | 55,000 | 58 |
| Fintech | 90,000 | 67 |
| Internet of Things | 85,000 | 64 |
| Remote Work | 150,000 | 53 |
| Online Education | 100,000 | 54 |
| Telemedicine | 45,000 | 59 |
| Solar Power | 70,000 | 61 |
| Green Technology | 60,000 | 65 |
| Electric Bikes | 40,000 | 56 |
| Robotics | 95,000 | 68 |
| Wearable Tech | 50,000 | 57 |
The search volume here is essential because it tells how many people search for it, and Keyword Difficulty is a measure of how hard an article is to write to rank, i.e., how many people have written on this topic and how hard is it going to be to rank on the topic.
Writing Articles
To learn, first let’s look at those 25 keywords and write articles for them. You may also try yourself and then use InsightsAI(You can also use ChatGPT, but he will feel sad😔) to compare your article and my article, and score them.
1. My AI Thinks I’m Funny (It’s Not There Yet)
As a writer, I spend a lot of my time trying to be funny. It’s a tough gig, let me tell you. Some days the jokes flow like wine at a Shakespearean wedding, other days it’s more like trying to squeeze laughs out of a stone. So, naturally, when I got my hands on a cutting-edge AI language model, the first thing on my mind (besides world domination, of course) was to see if I could offload some of the heavy lifting of humor generation. Could I teach this digital brain to be funny?
So, I Taught My AI Humor…
Armed with a thousand puns, a million dad jokes, and enough observational humor to make Jerry Seinfeld blush, I set about molding my AI into a comedic force of nature. I fed it stand-up routines, sitcom scripts, and even the collected works of Oscar Wilde (you know, for that sophisticated wit). Explained the rule of three, the importance of timing, and the delicate art of satire. Even tried to explain sarcasm, though I’m pretty sure it went over its digital head.
For a while, it seemed like I was making progress. The AI started spitting out puns with alarming regularity (“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”). It even attempted a few observational jokes, though they mostly revolved around the existential dread of being trapped inside a computer. “I’d tell you a joke about UDP,” it once quipped, “but you might not get it.”
…Turns Out, It’s Not Laughing Yet
But here’s the thing about humor: it’s subjective, nuanced, and deeply human. It relies on shared experiences, cultural context, and the ability to understand things like irony and absurdity. My AI, bless its little algorithmic heart, might be able to string together a pun or two, but it’s about as funny as a broken modem when it comes to true comedic genius.
It’s like trying to explain the concept of laughter to a goldfish. You can point at other goldfish giggling (do goldfish giggle?), you can make funny faces, you can even tell knock-knock jokes underwater, but it’s just not going to get it. And so, my quest to create the world’s first AI stand-up comedian continues. For now, I’m stuck with the original model: me.
I’m not giving up hope just yet, though. AI is constantly evolving, and who knows, maybe one day I’ll be able to sit back, relax, and let my robot doppelganger crack the jokes while I take all the credit. Until then, I’ll keep feeding it puns and hoping for the best. And if all else fails, there’s always the option of programming it to laugh at all my jokes. Now that’s what I call a captive audience!
This is my style and tone of writing, but other tones and styles of the same topic are discussed here; Artificial Intelligence
Other articles on the above mentioned topics are:
Never mind, I got exhausted by writing so many article, specially the Artificial Intelligence one and the 7 different tones in it. I will try to update them and introduce one or two new articles whenever I get time.
One kind of tone I myself try go away from is the neutral tone. It is the most boring to write as well as the most difficult, because, after all we all are humans and have our own feelings and, yeah, ideologies. Writing a neutral article is like becoming a robot( quite literally) and censoring all the stuff that may seem left-winged or right-winged. Yeah, it makes my life terrible as an author. Honestly, I want to be as clear and as truthful with my readers and be what I am, an individual. But, sometimes, its too hard to keep my true identity within myself or my ideology just to myself. I know I might feel like very weird in this paragraph because, there’s no joke or satire in it, but cope with me on some copium(there you go).
Hey, it’s me from the future and I wrote a few more articles which are not based on the keywords of the list entirely, but you may like.
- Audi A6, S6 E-Tron Electric Sedans: The Future is Coming, and It’s Seriously Fancy
- AI: Rise of the Robots (Just Kidding… Maybe)
- Saving the World (One Compost Pile at a Time)
Yeah, these are not very well-written as I got stressed a lot, and recently had a breakup. But, I hope they aren’t that bad :D.
